My left arm is a puss

I just got back from the gym. My left arm dropped on the third excersise, long before my right arm would have given in. Tim suggested pitching southpaw more often.

Do any of you remember Kevin Swaidek? He's coming to Tyndall in April. I'm his sponcer.

I got a new phone! Well, the phone is an old one. I bought an old lady's BIG NUMBER phone in AK and never used it. I got a home line and chose my old lady phone (out of the three working phones I have) to plug into the wall. It works. To reach your mouth into my old lady, dail these numbers: 1-850-###-#### ... that ought to do it.

I'll get a hair cut on January 8th. I'm gonna shave it bald...and then I'm not cutting the top again for years! And years! I'll keep the sides in regs until August 04. We're going hippie, baby!

Mike, if you ate a jar of Vascilline...and then pooped it out, I'm guessing your butt would be ready for a lot of big men.

Song of the day: The Postal Service "Random Song"