RAIN AND BIRD SHIT SOUP

Here is the sure fire way to get rain and bird shit in less than 24 hours! Yes, washing your car is a good way but it may not get you both rain AND bird shit and it may not happen within 24 hours. Okay, okay, here it is. Go to Home Depot and spend $50 on window washing stuff for your house. Next, borrow the biggest frigging extention ladder your neighbor has (about 50lbs). Then spend about 3-4 hours going around your house and washing every window by yourself and making them so clean you can't tell that glass is even there.

Yep, that is the perfect way to have a bird shit on the highest, hardest to clean window you have and then to have it rain all over the damn things!

This is my life.

ST-out