Brain Spinning...

My brain is spinning around in my head. Spinning and spinning. Around and around it goes. Also, my eyes feel awfully poppy right now. They might just jump out of my head and dance a jig on the desk in front of me. I wouldn't be able to watch it, of course, because I would have no eyes! How crazy is that? To have your eyes dancing a jig and you can't even watch!

Don't tell anyone but last night...I heard my eyes talking to each other. Yep. I don't think that they know I was listening though. From what I can gather, I think they may be conspiring about something. I haven't figured out exactly what yet but I will soon. And when I do they better hope I keep my temper under control or I might just poke them out and kick them down the street! That will teach them to conspire like that! I just might do it.

I don't really know why my eyes would want to conspire against me. I have always taken care of them and never watched any gay porn or weird shit like that. I just don't get it. Maybe they are unhappy with the view on the back of my eyelids. Do you think I should put some pretty pictures back there for them to look at while I am sleeping or blinking? Would that make them happy? What kind of pictures should I put back there?

If I were an eye I think that I would like to look at some bright and happy colors. You know, I could put a different picture behind each lid so they will have something to talk about during their idle time. There are many possibilities here that I must explore before I make a decision about what to tatoo on the inside of my eyelids!

ST out