NFL, Pigs, Porn, Storms, and Road Trips

I have a lot to talk about, so I'll get to it.

NFL: Yes, I watched The Green Bay Packers kill the Denver Broncos. Because Denver lost, that kept Minnesota out of the play offs. Well, the cardinals beat the Vikings with no time left on the clock, so the cardinals kept the Vikings out of the play offs. Well, the Vikings lost 7 of their last 10 games...maybe the VIKINGS kept the VIKINGS out of the playoffs. My Superbowl prediction is this: New England will win every game, including the big one, by more than 10 points. I think they'll do it easily. Now, that's the NFC side of the house. AFC is a different matter. My first choice of the AFC teams left to go to the super bowl is Tennessee Titans. They got the salt to make it. However, they're sort of flaky. The second strongest team, and lately, the most consistent team is the Denver Broncos. Last week doesn't really count though, as ST said, a lot of the second stringers were playing. Jarious Jackson was in for Jake Plummer...and then J.J. was replaced by some other QB that sucked just as much. Griffen took the load from Clinton Portis and did sensational, but then again...as Beck knows, the Broncos have always had a very strong back field. Shannon Sharp was also out, and that sent a lot more passes to the first string tight end (one of the only 1st stringer stars that played) Ed McCaffrey. Wait a minute. I'm a Chargers fan...I'm not supposed to know anything about the Broncos...let alone pick them to reach the super bowl... But they're only my 2nd AFC choice. I think they'll have to beat the Titans to do it, and that might prove challenging. Okay. Next subject.

Pigs: When I was talking to Hillary and she heard the first of the screams, she freaked out. Bad. I didn't know what was happening. She just sounded suddenly afraid and was making little eeping sounds. I got a sick feeling in my stomach when I asked, "What's wrong, Hillary?" and she said, "They're killing him..." in a very weak scared voice. When I realized it was a pig I was very relieved. Girls...they know how to scare ya, don't they?

Porn: I would just keep it to yourself. Didn't you look at that garbage when you were 15? Maybe not on the internet, but surely, you peeped it when ever you had a chance. I didn't, but I have sheltered myself from a lot in life, not just porn.

Storms: Storms a-brewin' in Colorado, huh? Check it out check it out check it out check it out--Today was a beautiful day. No clouds in the sky, a very light breeze, 73 degrees. Just perfect, you know? While I was on the phone with my mother tonight, I began to hear a strange noise outside. I didn't really pay it no mind...and then I went out side. DOWNPOUR, baby!! Water water everywhere! I couldn't believe it. I had only been indoors for 30 minutes. When I had gone inside it was dark, but that's because it's night time. That's what happens at nighttime. I did not expect a monsoon! Nope nope nope nope nope! And then the thunder and lightning came. I was on top of the world. Warm rain, warm wind, bright flashes of lightning, and thunder that sounded like a bag of drums being dropped from 20,000 ft. Amazing. It was all lovely. I caught the news and they said that tomorrow it will be right back to where it was earlier today and will remain so for at least the next five days. And that is lovely news...and it carries me into my next topic.

Road Trips: Tomorrow, at approx 1300, I will leave Callaway, FL and make my way to Orlando, FL for the third time in the last two weeks. It's a long drive, yas yes, yas, but- it's worth it. Hillary is coming back to me and that is marvelous. She said we were going to have Christmas together...and then later that day, we'd have New Years. She said it kinda sexy like-- and that's all I'm going to say about that. (Okay, I'll be really embarrassed if she reads this, somehow.) So, you didn't hear it from me....ya, that ought to cover me.

Okay, I'm done now.
Peace and Love,
Mungo

Song of the day: R.E.M. - "Country Feedback" (live from ROAD MOVIE)