The Gaurd

I'm getting a Nat'l Gaurd package together, yes, this much is true. Whether I submit it or not is still way up in the air...and likely will never come back to the ground. Even if I do submit the package, it won't be for a few years. I have other plans. I'm looking at forestry jobs and other federal jobs. With us all being vets, those jobs are super easy for us to get.

Jessica Chestnut. Sure. I know her and her husband. Before she got married her name was Busman and people used to call her "Busnut." People are so fucking hillarious, aren't they. I used to joke with her a lot. Everytime she won some sort of quarterly award (which has been often), I used to yell down the hall at her, "You're better than us all!" I don't honostly know if she felt complemented, insulted, or was just plain annoyed or embarrassed by me. I saw her just last week at the Sip n Cue. We chatted for an hour. My friend, Tim, did their outprocessing.

Oh, hey, something very strange happened to me this morning. I woke up, got out of bed, took a shower, got dressed in my uniform.... all this before realizing I didn't hit snooze ONCE. I don't think this has ever happened in my life before. HOKAY! Going to work. And I got some RANK chaff saved up for the boys.

Song of the Day: The Shins - "Sphagnum Esplanade"