Sip 'n' Cue

So, Timmy and I went to the Sip 'n' Cue to play pool. This bar is the biggest hole I've ever been to. Yes, ever. I accidentally spilled a beer on the floor with my pool stick. I went to the bar and asked for a towel and returned to my table, cleaned it up, and brought the towel back to the bar. Five minutes later, the barmaid (they call her "taz") came by to collect any empty glasses and to empty any ash trays. On the counter above our table was a serious golden mess that I hadn't seen. When she saw it I was compelled to explain, "I didn't spill that." She said, "Oh no, I know that. It just leaks here." Other factors making the Sip 'n' Cue a HOLE:
1. Unpainted drywall
2. Wooden-barricade door lock
3. Dirty water left in the mop bucket
4. Mop bucket left in the middle of the floor
5. Broken pool trophies scattered about the entire place
6. Cardboard boxes filled with old game controller lining the walls
7. The occational soap-flavored pitcher of Bud

There are many others, those are just the ones that come to mind first. Anyway, guess what song was played on the jukebox three times in the 8 hours I played pool. Go ahead, guess what song those fiesty rednecks played. "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" by our very beloved Toby Keith. I just laughed and laughed and laughed. I wish you guys could have been there. Eddie, I can see you singing that song at the top of your lungs...all the while me laughing (all in good clean friendly fun) at you at the top of MY lungs. That would have been sweet. But it wasn't sweet, because I was laughing at Eddie at the top of my lungs and nobody saw Eddie anywhere. I was sort of drawing unfriendly attention to myself. But I do that anyway. Everytime a Bon Jovi song comes on the juke, Tim and scream in unison: "IF YOU DON'T LIKE BON JOVI, YOU'RE IN DENIAL!!!" I'd love to take you guys to the Sip 'n' Cue. It's the only bar down here I really like.

Okay fellas, I'm off to watch a movie with Timmy. We're going to watch Lost in Translation. I've seen the first twenty minutes twice now, so, hopefully I'll be able to get all the way through it this time w/o being interrupted.

Peace and Love,
Mungo

Song of the day: Blue Man Group - "Rods and Cones"