Official Year of Stalking EMK (Mungo)

Greetings, one and everyone,

As part of the Official Year of Stalking Erik Matthew Kershner, we here at The Hereafter are pleased to bring you the latest in our attempts to get closer closer closer to that velvet and off-the-hook genius affectionately known as Mungo. Various Hereafter staffers have positioned themselves at a number of Mungo's events since the beginning of '99, only to have their attempts thwarted by overly zealous bodyguards (ST, Eddie, and Double O). Our buddy and occasional contributor Ricerick is a little more subtle in his pursuit of that piece of cake: he decided to write a letter to the Solid Mud Forum, where Mungo is the contributing editor. Now, as Ricerick likes to say, "only a thin sheet of 40# white recycled gloss stock separates me from Erik Matthew Kershner"... an obtuse reference, we think. We're still waiting for EMK's response.

For now, The Hereafter is closed, thanks for listening.
Skate Hard, Retards,
Ned