Saturday, May 15, 2004

Only in Korea

So...Eddie and I walk into the Golden Gate club. We grab a seat and order our drinks. Two russian hotties walk in and sit down at the table next to us (the damn devil is tempting us again it think to myself). One was a tall blonde probably 6 foot, wearing black leather everything...she was damnnnnnn fine in every way. The other a brunette maybe 5'6, equally proportioned and equally heart-stopping. Damn. That's all I can say. Anyways...we're drinkin, takin in the eye candy and I hear this conversation taking place next to our table. These two dudes are standing in a small crowd next to our table, they're plastered and one says to the other...hey buy me a drink i got no more money. The other says...sorry man i'm busted too. Now, this in itself is not all that funny, but just being in Korea and being downtown on a regular basis can make one understand. The money can go quick! Too many damn fine chicks and not enough money to go around! I heard this conversation and couldn't hold back the laughter. Keep in mind this conversation took place on 15 May...yes 1 maybe 2 days after these guys got payed!
Only in Korea! This is what it's all about. Livin it up in a foreign land...and damn are we havin fun!


Oh, a few minutes after that this hot ass Korean sweety plops down beside me, turns on the smile and introduces herself. I was game since I had enough drinks in me. Turns out her name was Bora (not to be confused with boring) she was anything but. However, when I was approached about 10 minutes later and asked to buy her a juice (I declined). I had no intention of buying her a drink, I just wanted to talk :) Did I mention she was really fine? Argggggg!!!

Korea, if you're not conflicted...you will be...it's only a matter of time!