Monday, January 03, 2005

Did you pick up the rock?

How do you know it was 50-60 lbs? Huh? HUH!? TELL ME! Maybe it was 62 lbs. Or 49. You don't know. All you know is that you are indeed retarded. All I know is that I'm starving. It's breakfast time and that wheat english muffin didn't do me any good. Although, the Tilimook butter is AWSOME.

I left the front door to the house standing wide open all night last night. I wondered why I was so cold. Damn. ALL NIGHT! And it's 10 degrees outside or something.

Mungo

Movie of the week: Zack Braff's "Garden State" Starring Natilie Portman and Zack Braff (from Scrubs)
Song of the day: "New Slang (When You Notice the Stripes)" - The Shins, "Garden State" soundtrack