Saturday, January 22, 2005

Drunk Idiots

Speaking of idiots. How is Shovels doing? We never heard anything back about all his maladies other than "I am better". WTF?

Eddie's back in town and being a bad influence on me. Joy. We are going riding tomorrow. Logandale. I posted a link in a prior post (go find it lazy bastard). We also went for a ride yesterday afternoon and that was a blast. There is a story to it...wanna hear it? Here it goes...

Eddie and I are just riding along and notice a large white monstrosity in the distance. As we drew closer Eddie and I took note that it was a white Chevy pickup truck...vertical! It looks like it was stuck straight up and down on a hill that no sane person should try and drive up. These guys tried. So, we stopped and talked with the three underage drunks. He told us, "Dude, I just thought I would park it there." Yeah, okay, slick. "You wanna beer?" "Uh, no." Eddie and I rode off on our trusty steeds. About five minutes later we went back by and there they were trying to get this thing unstuck while the three of them tried not to tumble down the hill. One came over and informed us that the axle was hung up on a boulder. We chuckled and rode off. The tow strap in my storage compartment safely tucked away, unused. Our last vision was the trucks lights in the distance...still vertical. Hee hee.

There you have it.

ST out