Eddie is gonna blow up

EDDIE: If you're not careful, all those gadgets will be the end of you. Some mysterious, but sexy, female robotic voice will materialize in the air around your ears and start issuing destruction warnings and before you have a chance to pull the car over to the side of the road, ka-pluie!

In the six years I was in the Air Force I was maybe late 4 times (other than the one or two minute days when you're running briefly behind or traffic at the gate was unexpectedly delayed in 4 mile long lines), and in the last two weeks at Sportsmen's Warehouse I've been late (by more than 40 minutes each time) 5 times. That's an average of once every two days! I don't know what's going on, but I've got a motivation now. As much as I can't wait to get another job, I can't afford to lose this one now. And if I lose this one for being late all the time, what kind of refrence do I expect to get when I apply elsewhere?

Good luck with the car, Edward Adams.

Peace and Love my nick-named Bros,
Mungo