Friday, January 21, 2005

Leroy's Before 1:21 a.m.

Last night, that is. Doubles and I went to Leroy's last night. He got paid so we had some spending abilities which first took us The Lounge Bar. I had a glass of water (a cheap date, Double O said) (and the black waitress said, "I stirred in a little chocolate for you," and I was wierded out) and 007 had a beer of some sort. Likely AlAskAn Amber. It's all the man drinks. We left after just the one drink due to my own bubbling ridicule of the musicians that nearly became a geyser of guffaws . [come on, when you open with "Let's Get it On" and have no passion and you're playing a keyboard and get 1/3 of the way through the song and have to start over because you mess up... comeongetaclue!]

We left and Double O said, "It's your turn, where next?" I said, "Leroy's, my man, Leroy's."

Nobody we knew was working the counter or the floor, but our good inhospitable buddy in the kitchen was fryin' it up. Later Jen and Roxy came in and Jeano hollered at them and they hollered back. Then Mary came in and ordered a lot of food and everyone made fun of her because she was the only one eating. Funny thought. There were seven of us in a three booth radius and only one of us was eating. Those in the majority were starving. Strictly to death.

On our way out I was stopped my Mary, who I think I have a crush on,, who was surprised that I was leaving so early (1:15 a.m.),,, who wanted to show me the secret hand shake,,,, who did show me the secret handshake,,,,, who has strong hands,,,,,, who, as it turns out, loves Strong Bad and this is her favorite e-mail. Or maybe it was this one, I forgot. They are related, afterall. I can't understand why ST and Eddie aren't stinkin' addicted to this site. Maybe that's why I don't have a crush on you.

I wasn't tired, and Double O didn't have to work today so we decided to go to Palmer. Yep. Palmer. Whooptie-laddie-do-da-day-glo. Nothing was happening. But on the way back, at 70 mph, we narrowly escaped driving up the butts of two moose. Double O said the white of their rumps drew his attention and that's the only reason we avoided getting butt in our throats. He was pretty shaken up about the thing and had to pull over.

That was it. Not very exciting, I guess. Although I did learn a 10-move secret handshake. We practiced it a lot so, it was kinda like holding her hand for 5 minutes. Awww...

Peace and Love,
Mung0h