Leroy's Before 3:10 a.m.

I left the house after watching "The Princess Bride" and all the 'making-of' and 'behind-the-scenes' features. Intriguing garble de guk! I went to none other than, my second home, Leroy's.

Tonight was sort of mundane. I wrote another 12 pages of my book. A conversation with my mother and then a dream sequence in my room. It was actually based on a dream Double O told me about where these alien terrorists burnt down the White House and we killed their leader so an immediate press release was cleverly written and given exclusively to me to share with the nation and the world. An interesting side note is that two of the aliens were wearing shirts, one saying: "I Love NY" and the other: "Suppression Unit."

Natalie was waitressing tonight, she was feeling like "Shit run over," and appearances were made by Blonde Liz (to pick up some burgers to go) and Jeano (who talked about spanking foreplay in a context I do not wish to repeat).

The red broken down truck that had been parked in the lot for the last month or so was discovered to be gone during a smoke break shared by myself, Natalie, and some stupid man. The Stupid Man and his Stupid Wife were quite possibly retarded, but not in any clinical way. Just stupid. For instance.

Natalie: That truck had a base sticker on it.
S.Man: Ya, those guys looked like sissies. Lots of them in the military.
S.Woman: They don't know shit.
S.Man: All they have to know is how to kill. Couldn't fix shit if their lives depended on it.
S.Woman: Shit, I know how to kill someone. Give me a knife.
S.Man: Ya.
Mungo: So trained killers are sissies, is that what you're saying?
S.Man: Would a killer leave his truck in a parking lot for a month?
S.Woman: Not if they had knives!
S.Man, S.Woman: LAUGH VERY VERY HARD, and say Shit a few more times.
Natalie: Oooookaaayy....

And so on. There's someone for everyone, I guess. Isn't that what they say?

That's about it. That was the whole boom of excitement tonight. Now I have to go to bed and wake up in seven hours to work at noon. Heidlebach is coming in to the store tomorrow to blow out the rest of his Christmas Gift cards. Maybe he'll buy me a canoe. He just bought himself a 30-ft boat, why can't I have a canoe? Oh ya, because he earned it by saving his money and paying for it in cash and I'm the dumb bastard who spends all his money on coffee, tea, and chili burgers.

Peace and Love,
Mungo

Song of the day: "Oh Donna" by ????