The Most Interesting Things

A list of the most intersting things I've Done/Seen/Thought Of in 2005 so far:

(no specific order)

1. Got wasted in Major Molly Tatarka's kids TV room.
2. Learned how to use a fireplace (not Molly's)
3. Tried to eat two different kinds of freezer burnt things, and failed
4. Tried to print Solid Mud, but the printer threw the paper so much I cancelled the printing
5. Watched "The Barbershop," "S.W.A.T.," "Paycheck," and "The Girl Next Door" (Barbershop was the best)
6. Played Super Mario World on Super Nintendo
7. Slept twice
8. Did dishes for the first time in two weeks (okay, haven't done them YET)

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME, GUYS?! Didn't I used to be fun?