Retarded Shake recipe

Jan 1, 2005. Day of the Retard.

Ingredients: 1 nice 2004 Polaris quad, 30 miles an hour, 1 beautiful day, 1 50-60lb rock, 1 retarded rider


Directions: mix the "quad" with the "30 miles an hour". Then gently stir in the retarded rider. Place the 50-60lb rock right in front of the quad. Next smack the shit out of the rock with the quad. After the quad flies two feet of the ground and miraculously lands on all four wheels with the rider still on it, shut the quad off.

There you have it. One fucked up quad and a crappy day. Enjoy. Now call the insurace company and get ready to take the crumpled mess to the shop for repairs. Probably, close to $1500 or more of them.

Can I get a WOO WOO!

Song of the year: "Let's get retarded" by the Black Eyed Peas.


ST (aka "Retard") out