The Toughest Decisions

To: Rufus Garquest
-Executive Vice President, Mungocult

From: Mungo Slade
-President, Mungocult

To wit:
Althought I appreciate the last several years of duty served under me as EVP of the MC, I have to let you go. Your conduct around the New Clients has been regarded as 100% unacceptable. I warned you about this, R.G., that coming to work wearing only three tube socks would not go over well with the New Client.
You're time with the Mungocult is over. RiceRick will be taking your place, and Ned Slade will be taking his in Product Development. A court order has already been implemented and you are not allowed within 4.5 miles of either of them.
Give my best to Trudy and the kids, and get your ass off my planet.

Pastrami and Garlic Rye,
Mungo Slade, President Mungocult

Deterior Decorator and Landslide User
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