Super Bowl Shocker!

DENVER BRONCOS WIN THE BIG GAME!
-A.P.
The final result of Super Bowl XXIX was a shock to NFL fans, today, when the Denver Broncos, previously elminated by the Indianapolis Colts (Wild Card Playoff, Jan 9), rushed the field, took the game by force, and defeated both the New England Patriots and the Phillidelphia Eagles.
Mike Shanahan was quoted after the game to say, "We felt we had been shafted by the NFL and this was our way to announce that we are the simply the most dominant force in the National Football Leage." Shortly after the press interview, Shanahan was taken away in handcuffs by large men in black suits. Sources say he is being held in an underground prison, location unknown. Experts are already speculating whether or not the team will return next season.
Many of Denver's star athletes were also taken into custody, sited with excessive zeal.
Bill Belichick, NE Patriots headcoach, was left in awe after watching his team lose the close battle with the Eagles... to the Broncos. Simalerly, Donovan McNabb, Eagles starting quarterback, delt with the upset by pulling his corn rows out and reinstating the 'fro. Both men sharred a hug and vacant tears on the 50 yard line.

Final score of Super Bowl XXIX:
New England: 24
Phillidelphia: 21
Denver: a million more