That is some SICK shit

He is not joking. He left his lung on my car floorboard.

My car now has tinted windows. Probably illegal in most states.

OK, So I am studying, right... Either the material is getting easier or I am actually beginning to retain shit that I am studying. I am guessing on the latter of the 2 because this shit ain't easy.

I wish I got college credit for this crap. 5 months of school and not a damn semester hour. But, if I pass I can tell people to lick my balls. If I fail, I will tell people to lick my balls (and then go be a cop.) Although, even if I do pass, it does not necessarilly mean that I will re-enlist.

Thanks for the TDY! It helped me to pay my bills. SEE YA!!! LOL... that would be too funny.