V.I. PUKE

This will be short and to the point.

Eddie and I were on our way to look at apartments and stopped at the VI for some breakfast. Eddie was drooling over the waitress and any other hot women that happened by. A young guy came in with his twin boys that were about 3 years old. They sat in the booth next to us so I could see them and Eddie couldn't. Good for Eddie. Sure enough...not even 5 minutes after they sat down one of the kids just pukes all over the damn table and himself.

MMMM, can I get a side of puke with those pancakes?

ST out.