Joke

A highway patrolman pulls over a man in the desert for running a stop sign. The driver argues, "There's nobody around for miles! Who cares!?"

The officer says, "The law is the law. Stop means stop, not slow down."

The driver says, "What's the big deal? The highway is diserted! What's the difference, you moron!?"

The officer has had enough. He pulls the driver forcefully from the vehical and begins beating the hell out of him with a flashlight. He yells at the driver, "Do you want me to STOP or SLOW DOWN?"