Thor Investigates Hair

THE SCENE: Bryce, Gordon, Thor, Chuck, and Erik are seated at a table at a diner. Thor, a humorous child already at the age of 3, is asking the other three adults at the table (all wearing warm winter caps) to show him their hair.

THOR: Hey Erwik?
ERIK: Yes, Thor?
THOR: Is your hair here?
ERIK: Is my hair here? Yes, my hair is here.
THOR: Do you want to show it to me?
ERIK: Okay.
(Erik removes his hat to reveal a short military hair cut.)
THOR: Whoa, is it short?
ERIK: Yep, I cut my hair short.
THOR: It's cool. Hey daddy, is your hair here?
GORDON: Yes, son. My hair is here.
THOR: Where is it?
(Gordon removes his hat to reveal a tangled mess of hair.)
THOR: Whoa, your hair is crazy!
GORDON: That's because I've been working all day.
THOR: Hey Uncle, can I see your hair?
BRYCE: I don't know, can you?
THOR: Um, I don't know, where is it?
BRYCE: I'm keeping it warm.
THOR: Will you take off your hat?
(BRYCE removes his hat to reveal a messy and very balding head of hair.)
THOR: Whoa, it's all gone! You want some of my french fries?
BRYCE: Yes, thank you.