Zilla Talkinz

It was nice to talk to you freaks on the phone today. Zillatalkinz! I'm getting really excited about having a Lappy to take with me to write my book/s and to take into the bathroom at work and look at porn. Yes, oh my brothers, a lappy will change my life. It will be nice. I really don't like trying to write too much at home because I get extremely distracted, even with the office door closed (neither ZZ or I like having closed doors in our home anyway) I still get distracted and end up watching a movie, playing my guitar, or surfing the web finding out interesting facts on the Atlantic Gaint Squid. (They're the fasting known growing organisms on the planet!) So what I'm trying to say is: Now I can type at Leroy's and make much fast progress. Hand writing 490 pages has taken WAY too long and I want to be done by July.

We have white gangster neighbors that just moved in downstairs and we can smell pot in our bathroom every other day now. They leave their garbage outside their door instead of taking it to the dumpster. It remains there for weeks until the bags are piled so high they fall in front of the door. THEN, though the bags are gone, small remnants remain, such as Sprite bottles, McDonald's bags, Taco Bell cups, ect. I have seen at least a dozen people just walk into the apartment w/o knocking which makes me wonder how many people they've got living down there. Also, since the arrival of gangsters, our parking lot has filled up with dirty towels, Sprite bottles, McDonald's bags, Taco Bells cups, ect. I spent 20 minutes cleaning it up last week. I just heard them come home. Last night they woke ZZ up several times with loud music, yelling, and horn honking around 4 a.m. I'm going down there and demand respect. If you never hear from me again, call the cops and tell them to knock on door #8.

Peace and Love,
Mungo

PS, TWO BLACK JOKES that I can't resist telling:
#1. What's the difference between a black man and an extra large pizza?
An extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

#2. A black man and a mexican are riding in a car, who is driving?
A cop.