Sunday, April 30, 2006

Good Oil/Food Oil

Good Oil: $0.25 per gallon gasoline, initial production cost
Food Oil: $2.95 per gallon taxes, costing me my lunch money

Have you guys heard of TDK? I'm not sure I have the letters correct, but I was listening to talk radio on the way into work today. "TDK" is a chemical used in the enhancement of gasoline and it works much in the same fashion as ethenol. However, months (or was it years) back aways a TDK spill occurred and the harmful-if-swallowed chemical ended up in someone's water supply. The company that produces TDK did not own the faulty storage units, nor did they maintain them, nor did they have any say in the State-to-Privatized enviornmental handshakes that cut corners and enabled the spill. However, the TDK producer was sued (ofcourse it being the wealthiest of involved entities!), found at fault, and has been nearly bankrupted, not to mention dragged through mud so thick that the pressure hose of time may not be enough to revive the company in order to tame the Ethenol company's death grip on the fuel efficient near future. Iowan corn growers are happy.

Peace and Love,
Mungo

Friday, April 28, 2006

Tell it brother!

"...I think people who want to be a citizen of this country ought to learn English and they ought to learn to sing the national anthem in English." -President Bush


Of course, Bush also pissed me off today in a big way. He said that taxing the big oil companies is not the way to handle high gas prices. I can agree with that since maybe there is a better way to kick their butts. The President seems to think that we should just let the oil companies have their record profits so they can reinvest it in to other forms of energy production. Then why in the hell are Exxon CEO's getting retirement packages worth OVER $400,000,000? Yes, FOUR HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS? Huh? Why? That is not reinvesting. Open your eyes Mr. Pres!


That is today's good "President/bad President"


ST out

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Funny you should mention that....

I was just on the phone telling Eddie happy birfday.

Word yo.

ST

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Happy 50th

Happy Birthday, Eddie! Thanks to your page on MySpace.com, I was reminded that your birthday is on Friday, right now, this very second. Happy birthday. I have no idea how much older than me you are, but I know I'm starting to feel old, so you must be at least 50.

What are your plans? When's your dad visiting?

Happy.
Mungo

A New Home for Family

My Dad called today, just to say hi. We didn't talk about anything cosmic, but it was nice, as it had been a while since we last spoke. Dad was walking home and he said the birds in his neighborhood had not been kind to him. He then counted all 12 droppings on his deck. "There aren't even any trees near here. It must have been a squadron of birds, dive bombing my deck!"

ZZ and I are looking for a new place to live. There is nothing wrong with the place we live now, except that it is too too small for three people. The smallest member of our family (who isn't even here yet) already takes up as much room as ZZ and I do. We don't have all of his stuff yet, either. So we went out and drove around the parts of town inwhich we'd most like to live and we found some 3-bedrooms that rocked balls, but in order to move, we will have to pay at LEAST $1,500 in rent... a month! Wepay $900/mo for our small 2-bedroom, now.

Earlier this morning, when ZZ was at work, I walked around downtown for 4 hours lookin for homes/duplexes/apartments for rent. I walked 6.5 miles. That was after a 1.8 mile run.

Peace and Love,
Mungo

PS, my whole keyboard is mkking me c razy.

PPS, I think it's time for another walk. It's 4:13 a.m. and I can't go to sleep yet, I'm working mids tomorrow.

Emma Grence

There is an AlAskAn Native that lives in a hobo camp in the woods behind my apartment. Somehow he has access to some news because he's all up on the current Immigaration Debate. (Yes, I capitalized it.)

He says to me, "A, uoo. Kum ear jus ah minit, Coushin. Uoo r eel eagle Emma Grence to my cuntree."

Peace and Love,
Mungo

PS, there's a commerical on TV up here for a service that will come to your home if you're old and infirm and they will take care of you. They wash your ass, stuff like that. They show only white nurses helping native people. This is not a native service, but it has become anti-anti racist-for-show up here. Anyway, the theme song words for this company are simple, "AlAskAns, helping AlAskAns." It's sung in a really up beat tone. When I go out walking or riding my bike or driving my car (when ever/where ever I am out in public) I see drunk hobos strutting their stuff in traffic, sleeping on benches, diving in dumpsers, or pissing on somone's car, or shitting on their lawn, or stealing some kid's bike. They are always native. Then I think about the theme song, "AlAskAns, helping AlAskAns." You'd have to hear it for yourself, and I can't help but wonder if it was done on purpose, but I swear it actually sounds like they're singing, "AlAskAns, living in trash cans." It might be more suitable, so I sing it loud, and in an upbeat tone. It makes me feel abit better.

PPS, my space bar is makingmecrazy.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

You won't believe it...

Some jack ass has translated the Star Spangled Banner in to spanish! WTF, over? You can read the entire story here on FOX. What other country has their anthem in other languages? Huh? Man that just pisses me off to no end.

Take your stupid spanish Star Spanglish Banner and your pro-illegal immigration and go the hell back to Mexico. I DON'T WANT YOU HERE unless you want to learn ENGLISH and come here LEGALLY! I don't expect other countries to translate everything in to english for me so why in the hell must we spend TAX PAYER DOLLARS to translate everything in to spanish and 15 other languages? HUH? Answer that. That is MY money going to make sure these illegal bastards can fill out forms for their free freakin health care that the government is giving them...again...MY damn money!

If you don't want to do it legally by our laws then KISS MY WHITE AMERICAN ASS AND GO HOME!

Disclaimer....I am 100% for LEGAL immigration from ANY country, ANY race, ANY religion and ANY language. Come on over and work. Come on over and learn the language. Come on over and be part of the best counrty in the world...LEGALLY!!! This diatribe is not racist and it's not anti-immigration. I am just sick of the people who think it's okay to just ignore our laws. That is B.S.

I am done now.

ST all pissed off.

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American Pie and Lamborghini's

Yesterday Beck and I were checking out the recently opened Red Rock Casino the is just down the road from us (literally). It is a pretty sweet place. Anyway...as we were driving out we passed Eugene Levy (best known as Jim's dad in American Pie). He was pulling in to the casino driving a Lamborghini.

The funny thing about this all is that everytime Beck see's an exotic car going down the road she says, "Maybe it's someone famous!" I always laugh at her and tell her that there are other rich people in the world who aren't famous. So now I always tease her when we see an exotic. Well, this time when we drove by I did a double take and right as I was about to say that the guy looked familiar Beck says, "Hey!". We racked our brains and she said, "The dad from American Pie!" Yep.

That is our celebrity sighting for the day.

ST out.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

UtaH and life in general

Last week we were all over UtaH and Colorado. ATV riding was on order for the weekends and during the week we cruised around visiting and just being lazy. We looked at houses in Lehi (40 miles south of Salt Lake).

We actually put an offer in on one pending the sale of our house here in Vegas. Yes, if we sell our house in Vegas then we will pick up and move to UtaH.

This week and I am just chillin and getting stuff done around the house so it will be ready to sell.

Next week I start my old, new job. It's the exact same job as I had doing the exact same thing at the exact same desk. The only difference is that I am CIVILIAN. Oh yeah, and I will be making less money now since I have to pay for health insurance and more if my money is taxed. Oh well, at least I have the option of quitting if I ever wanted to.

Eddie visited us on the weekends to ride ATV's. His Dad is flying in to UtaH this afternoon to visit him. I am sure that he will enjoy it.

Speaking of visiting...My Mom is coming to Vegas this Sat to visit for a week. No, she isn't coming to see Beck or I, silly. She is coming for Ashlee's 4th birthday! May 4.

Yea for birthdays.

ST out

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

There are buds on the trees!

There are buds on the trees! There are buds on the trees! I just noticed! There are buds on the trees! I'm on the phone with Caitlin and she laughed very hard and very long when I inturrpted her story about buying a massage table verses opening a Tae Kwan Do studio in the basement. They have full leaves on the trees in Kansas City.

Peace and Love,
Mungo

PS,
Caitlin's "Laugh at Me Chicken"
For six Happy People
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1.5 Pounds of Linguine
4 Large Cubed Chicken Breasts
3 Cloves Chopped Garlic
.5 Cup Chopped Onions
.5 Teaspoon dried basil
.5 Teaspoon Black Pepper
.5 Teaspoon Salt
3 Cups chopped tomatoes
1 Tablespoon olive oil

Saute Onions and Garlic in Olive oil for 2 MINUTES
('till onions are clear)
Add thawed Chicken cubes and basil, salt, pepper for 5 MINUTES
('Till Chicken's laughing)
Add in Tomatoes for 2 Minutes
(Start timer after everything gets real hot)
Remove from heat and rock and roll over cooked Linguine
(Maybe Parmasian Cheese on top?)

(http://www.allrecipes.com/ is a really good place to go. -- Caitlin)

Friday, April 21, 2006

Lists #2

Some Phrases That Have Never Been Uttered in Human History
"Look out, God -- behind You!"
"Nothing's the same since Julie started those wars."
"The New World has that New World smell."
"We, the jury, find the defendant cute as a button."
"My acne is going to make me a star!"
"I claim this land in the name of Erik M. Kershner."
"Let the ant-shaving begin!"

Terms that corporate America should use in place of "Going Forward"
from now on
in the future
tomorrow
soon
until our children's children learn to hunt buffalo
after this meeting
later

Common Phrases Not Written in Eddie's High-School Yearbook, for Obvious Reasons
Stay sweet!
Keep in touch!
Don't change!

What God Does in His Spare Time
Mountain Biking
Trips over stars
Sudoku
Meatloaf
Practical jokes on James Dobson
Gives Mungo and ZZ a baby

Less Popular Bars
DUI Friday's
The Pulled Groin
Club 1040
The Bloated Haggis
The Hideous Rictus' Skeet 'n Brew
Petrie Dish Club
Gergen Flailer's Orifice
The Double Wide
Secondhand Smoke
Scared Straight Tavern
Mickey's

10 Things I Found While Cleaning Trash Around My Apartment
Wooden Spoon
Condom
Broken Hockey Stick
Eminem "Curtain Call" CD
Taco Bell Paraphinalia
An Unbroken Egg
Dirty Diaper
Safeway Plastic Bag
MGD Bottle
Orange Fanta Can

Two Links to Other Pages that I Think You Should Explore

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&pop=1&indicate=1

http://www.evany.com/sleeptest/tetherball.htm
(Take the test yourself, you will find the link to the quiz on the right side of the screen.)

Impetigo

I have a rash on my face.

Okay, get the laughing out of your systems.

Lizz thinks I have Impetigo but I just looked at a picture of it on webMD and I definately do not have THAT! Gross. My little dots are small. It burned at the begining, but now it just itches like a mother. Lizz put Aveda Active Oil on it and the redness was reduced. I put some hydracortizone on it an hour ago, but the itching is persisting. We'll see. I'll put some more on in a few minutes. We're worried that the rash could make our baby sick if ZZ catches it. Whatever it is, it sucks. I don't like having a rash.

Peace and Love,
Mungo

PS, there must really be NOTHING going on in the world. ST, how do you like being out of the Air Force?

Friday, April 14, 2006

Bike Rides, #1 - #3

My computer has been acting up so I have been typing things I want to blog in word doc's and waiting for my internet to work to post them. Here are the first three bike rides I've taken in 2006.

1st Bike Ride, 31 Mar
The first time I took the bike out this year was just to ride to Leroy's for a cup of coffee. The sun was pretty and it was a very warm 35 degrees. Stuff was melting and I had high hopes for the trend to continue. Charging up Fairbanks St was a tough knock to my lungs. Smoking had finally taken it's heaviest toll. After five years of inhaling tar and other bad guys enough damage has been done. It's been a limfac in the past, but riding up that hill spitting up mud and thumb taks, I decided it was finally time to kick the habbit for good. Of course, once at Leroy's with my puzzles, pens, coffee and notebooks, the urges came on strong and I didn't resist them. I smoked. On the ride home, which was principally down hill, I rode to the bottom of the Valley of the Moon and rode home back on Chester Creek Greenbelt. The trail was still covered in snow and ice. I managed very well in the slow technical riding, but after only a 1/4 mile (already home) was so winded that I nearly collapsed from carrying the bike back up the stairs. When I saw my ZZ next, I discussed quiting smoking with her and she said she was fully ready to encourage any effort I made.

2nd Bike Ride, 12 Apr
I quit smoking! Today is Day #12 and I already feel better. It's hard, but seriously, it's been worth it. Today's short ride was all the proof to myself that I needed. I rode with Ian Geroux, a fellow from work. I have mixed feelings about Ian when it comes to friendship, but he's the only person I know that wanted to ride. He busted out his old KSA (or something) took it to Paramount last week and had the wheel replaced and a general tune up. He said he has not riden his bike since he lived in Utah (that was two years ago.) I rode a fair amount last summer with Double O, but Ian quit smoking years and years ago. I figured we'd be on a level playing ground when it came to our endourance. We rode from his place to John's Road on the south side of Anchorage. I forgot the name of the trail we took, but it was still covered in ice and snow and slush. We stuck to the roads most of the time. It was an interesting ride mostly because I had never been in that neighborhood (West on Klatt Rd.) At the far point in the ride, I took my bike down the steep cliffs to the Cook Inlet. Ian didn't follow, he's not confident in his down hill riding just yet. I had to carry my bike back up the steep hill the moment I got down there because there was nowhere to go. The view was nice though; one I'm not used to seeing of the Inlet. The long dead brown grass poking up at the water's edge thought the snow and ice, no melted water yet visible in that area. The mountains and Fire Island stretching from end to end. After our ride I loaded my bike on the back on my car and took it to Paramount. They made some adjustments on my shifting but after a test ride, I was still having problems with slipping gears. I had them replace the rear cassette. Perfect! No more slipping. I also bought some lube. The KY and Kama Sutra we have in the bedroom doesn't work well on bike chains.

3rd Bike Ride, 13 Apr
Though we only rode an hour yesterday, I was still a little tight today, but I couldn't pass up an golden opportunity to ride! It's so gorgous today, and warm! 38 degrees! Nice blue skies, a few scattered wisps of clouds. I dropped my cleaning project and hit the trails. It's a good thing I wore my helmet today. It saved my ass. No, I didn't biff while riding. I biffed while WALKING! Ya ya ya. Laugh it up, but I think I have a good excuse. I was riding around in the trees behind my apartment and got bogged down in a foot of that hard crystalized snow. I picked up the bike and headed for higher ground. There's a built up hill in forest with a mini dirt trail that parallels Chester Creek (we've all had a ride on that hill before, but I don't know how to describe it better for you) and on my way up the hill, I noticed that the dirt was still frozen. The snow was gone, but there was still icy mud beneath the fragile grass. I was stuck so I had to move. My feet slipped out, I landed on my face (hands bogged down in bike parts, and I slipped down the hill hard muddying up my belly and cracking my left knee on the icy hill. My handle bars came down on the back of my head, but it didn't hurt because I was wearing my protective head gear today! After that I found a better way out of the area and as I was riding towards pavement my front tire suddenly sunk though the snow, halting my progress on a dime. My left foot went down to brace against a slow fall and it punched through to the lake of icy cold ass water beneath the snow.Shoes soaked, socks soaked, foot frozen. A few moments later, it happened again and I soaked my right foot. GAA! At least they were even then. I finally made it out to the Chester Creek Greenbelt and rode on the groomed ice of the trail. Plows have gone across all the paved trails in town to accelerate the melting process, but there was still a lot of ice on the trail. But that's much easier to ride on when slush and crystalized snow covers it. However, it's still extremely taxing. It felt like I was riding a bike with two flat tires over the oldest and brokenest side walk in America. I rode out to the coastal trail and into downtown. Hills! Oh my goodness. I am so out of shape it's not very funny. It's nice though, because I only saw two or three other bikers out there already. I obvously need the head start. It's also obvious that drivers aren't accostomed to watching out for bikes yet. There would have been a lot of close calls with traffic if I haddn't been extremely vigilant. This one Korean fucker pulled out right in front of me in a parking lot, driving WAY TOO fast. I missed him barely, came close enough to stop and slap his back window. I wanted to chase after him and scream at him all crazy and freak him out, but I was satisfied with slapping the back on his van. Wish I had a good buddy to ride with to share in these experiances.

Peace and Love,
Mungo

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

YO YO

Dude, that guy must just play with his yo yo all day long. He does some really cool tricks but then the "I just finished kicking the shit out of a guy" stance at the end tops it all off.

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Monday, April 10, 2006

Too much time....

....on his hands.

CRAZY

Do you get the pun? Too much time on...oh you get it!

You have to admit it, that bastard has too much free time!

ST trying to get untangled

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N Die Hat Guess

I've seen some gruesome traffic accidents as well. The worst was in Kentucky when a speeding car lost control in the rain, flipped over onto the top and the windshield (and driver's head) slid along a concrete median. Zoiks!

I'm doing BCSF training. BCSF is the new operating system (on regular computer screens) we're getting at the ACS. All ROCC/SOCCs are going to this system and Top Rock is the first to get there. The ancient Q93 is only weeks away from being stripped off the operations floor. If we get any good pictures of the floor being routed out, I'll send them to you. I'm sure you'd be interested in the historical implications. Last week we had a "Kill the Q" Party. People were calling it a "Jump the Gun" Party, but everything seems to be working out so far.

I have to go to work. Just got off the phone with ZZ, she's turning into a Cuban Woman.

Peace and Love,
Mungo

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Terrible drive home....

Well, the drive wasn't bad. The wind sucked but other than that the drive itself was fine.

Just before we got in to Vegas we witnessed the aftermath of a very bad wreck. The news would later report that 2 were killed and one airlifted to the trauma center in Vegas.

The first clue that something was not right was the lack of vehicles on the other side of the highway. In the distance I could see a yellow tarp ahead in the median and we had Ashlee look the other way at some power plant. The first piece of wreckage was a battery on our side and over 50 yards from the scene.

THE SCENE: A Ford Expedition had obviously rolled over several times and was a total mess. The force of the roll over must have been imense to throw that battery over 50 yards. The battery wasn't the only thing thrown...Someone in the truck obviously wasn't wearing their seatbelt and was thrown over 20 yards. As we passed, the yellow tarp was flapping in the wind and beneath it, less than 10 yards from us, lay what looked like a woman. Her life ended in the dirt on a highway.

The drive pretty much went to shit right then and there. I have never wanted more than to just be home.

The highway is still closed 4 hours later and the news is saying that is may be closed for another 3 hours. No one is leaving Vegas to the north.

ST out

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Great Weekend

Man, what a wonderful weekend! Richfield was just beautiful and the weather cooperated. ATV riding was happening all over the place. Good stuff...until the drive home. (see next blog)

ST

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Days and nights intently

I'm tired. I wish ZZ was here. I could lay down with her and fall asleep. If I lay down now, even though I'm very tired, I will not fall asleep. It will not happen. And if it does, it won't be for more than an hour or so.

Swiadek came over last night. He's sad with girl troubles. I've been struggling with naming this kid. I like so many names! And ZZ does too! But we like different names! We both agree on the names Caleb Sebastian, but I don't know. I feel like something's missing.

Caleb Sebastian Kershner. CSK. Cal. Seb. Bastian. ebSe. Cale. Cale! I like that one.

I just spoke to ZZ on the phone. She's in Miami, right, and a large part of her family (all adopted) is Cuban, right? So she's been pigging out on the good wholesome Cuban food she'll NEVER find in AlAskA. AlAskAn's think they have ethnic food here because they have a few Mexican/Korean/Thai/Japanese/Turkish/English/Hungarian/Peruvian/Welsh/Russian/Greek resturants. Pish Posh I say! Do they have any Cuban restruants?

Saturday, April 08, 2006

The Lappy II

Let me know how much money I need to send each of you and I'll send it right away. ST, have fun with it, but don't go too nuts. I can't afford $1,000 upgrades.

Atwood Military Lounge

Remember the old YMCA/USO lounge in the air port. The air port has a new section and with it, a new lounge. Tonight is my four-hour volunteer block. This is easy peasy. I'm about to make some coffee and take a dump...

...okay, I'm back.

Army. They send these guys here straight out their MOS school and they have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on. They know what Brigade they're going to and they know it's on a base called Fort Richardson, but they know NOTHING else. So I make some calls and alls well.

Marine Corps. I get this E-9 in here, dressed in civilian clothes and I'm talkin' to him casually, but respectfully, and now he wont' leave me alone. He has been through here several times and he's enjoyed showing me the little things that I didn't get from the lady that relieved me. He needed help sending an e-mail. He didn't know how to do it. He's an E-9 for goodness sakes! So I sent an e-mail for him and then he tells me to leave him alone. He calls everything a waste of time. I want to punch him in his glasses.

I'm going to read my book.

Peace and Love,
Mungo

Thursday, April 06, 2006

The Visit...

So ZZ dropped by today, just to say hi and then took off again. Her plane got here about 45 minutes late and then we went and had breakfast at the VI (go figure.) After that, she really didn't feel like doing anything so we went back to my place. She passed out on the couch and I fell asleep on the floor watching TV. She said I was cruel because I was ignoring my room-mates puppy that was in a cage. He wanted it cage trained and I wanted a clean house, soooo the dog stayed in the cage and I really don't give a shit. It whined quite a bit but I can ignore it.

ZZ was a cool chick. Definately did not fit the mold of the other chicks Mungo dated. I actually liked this one and she was not a basketcase.

I dropped her off at the airport then came back home and played some Diablo II. That about accounts for my whole day. I was just glad that I was not at work.

This weekend I am more than likely going to be heading down to ride again. Riding good...

Later Peeps

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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Lappy

Mungo,

I have your lappy here and I will get it up and running in the next few days.

ST

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ATV's and stuff

My birthday went quite well. I got to ride ATV's in Richfield with Beck, Ash and Eddie. I was given a new digital camera AND.....drum roll....I got to buy a brand new ATV! WOO WOO. We traded in the little blue Trail Boss and we now have a 2004, 2005 and 2006 Sportsman 500's. The newest one is black and silver. Cool shizo.

Less than two weeks until I am out of the Air Force.

ST out

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