Idaho

ZZ's stupid fucking mother and her husband (I guess you could call him ZZ's stupid fucking step-father) currently live in Anchorage. But not for long.

One would think that as your first grandchild was growing very near to being born you would be thankful that you lived in the same town as your new family. You would be thankful that you might be close to them in a time when important changes are happening within that family. You would be thankful, wouldn't you guys?

Or would you decide to move to Boise, Idaho? (Only three weeks before the baby is due!)

You're moving not because you have a job lined up there or anything. (Oh, you DID have a job lined up there at one point, but then you found out you'd have to shave your beard before you were hired... and FUCK THAT!) And not because you have any friends or family that live there either. Nor have you ever even been there before.

No, you're leaving AlAskA because, "Oh, ya, see, we'll, we've just heard SO much about it!"

Stupid- Fucking- Good for nothing- Ungrateful- GrandParents.

Peace and Love,
Mungo