Thursday, October 30, 2003

By the way, the name of this Blog, "Solid Mud Wannabe," um, ya. I'm not sure how long it is going to take for me to get Solid Mud published. So, I'll go ahead and put in a little exerpt to hold you over and give you an idea of what will be coming soon. Enjoy:

AUTUMN IN ALASKA

Super Turtle, Eddie, Double O, and I drove to the edge of Anchorage where the sun rotated around the sky and shone behind us. The sun lit the Chugach Mountains in a perfect, cloudless way. Being late October, most of the leaves had fallen out of their trees by then. Snow was clinging to ground further and further down the mountainside each day the autumn progressed towards winter. The dead oranges were amazing. The fresh white of the descending termination dust was telltale of coming winter.
Further down the Seward Highway, looking out the window of the back seat, I could see that Cook Inlet’s tide was coming in at full force.
“Just checking up on you,” I said quietly to the tide.
We took a break from the road at Beluga Point, that miniature headland, that enormously meaningful set of rocks that had endeared themselves so much in so many ways to my three friends and myself. The four of us climbed the rock formations up above the mud flats below.
A sign read: Dangerous water and mud flats.
Naturally, we got down as close to the rushing water as we could! I'll never get over the way the white water tide roller-coasters its way up and down as if gravity falls asleep once in awhile. It’s almost as if the inlet, that hidden part of the Pacific Ocean, chooses to behave like the Colorado River while Mommy’s back is turned. Just amazing!
We had fun with the pockets of mud that had been trapped on the rocks above the water line after the last tide had gone down. At first touch, the surface was solid, dry and clumpy, but when shaken up, it turned into slimy and gritty custard. (The kind you would never serve your children on New Years Eve.) We stood firmly on top and initiated earthquakes with shaking feet. Our feet were then firmly embraced in a distinctively sticky surface tension which covered the soupy-flavored mud underneath. When I tried to lift my feet free from the ‘solid mud grip’, I felt dislocation knocking at the joints of my knees. A moment later: POP! my shoes came out clean…leaving behind only tread formations.
That littoral mud is comprised of salt water, dead animals, and volcanic ash. Salt water doesn't freeze at the same temperature as fresh water does and it was below freezing for the rest of the world. Our hands quickly became numb playing with the hard slime, but we simply couldn’t resist the solid mud.
We moved on down the road bound for Girdwood but didn’t get far. We stopped 200 feet down the highway, got out of the car again, and walked up to a new trail that had been opened up above the Inlet. The trail occupied land that the old Seward Highway used to claim.
Facing the Turnagain Arm of the Cook Inlet atop an oceanfront cliff, we commented once again on the forcefulness of the incoming tide that was coming back to reclaim the mud it left behind six hours earlier. The mud flats on the other side of the New Seward Highway slowly disappeared under the twelve-hour high tide with a liveliness we likened to a toddler’s meddlesome ambition.
“The tide is like a little kid; gets into everything,” I told everyone.
We left the new trail, returned to Eddie’s truck, and finally found Girdwood, AlAskA. In accordance with reverent tradition, we all found a bottle of our special soda and an ice cream snack of some fashion or another. We stood outside a store just a stone’s throw away from the highway.
“You know guys, we’re lucky to see AlAskA like this.”
“There’s no telling what it will look like in fifty years.”
“Imagine, when our grandparents were born, the land we’re standing on now was Russia.”
“All that construction, the dynamite, the flaggers in the construction zones. It all happens so fast.”
“Ya, but those flaggers are cute.”
“Hard to be mad at traffic delays when it’s a beautiful girl waving at you.”
“True, but still, it’s too fast. That’s what I think.”
“Keep AlAskA like it was.”
“Here here!”
“Cheers, guys.”
After enjoying our rituals at Girdwood, we drove to a mountain access road at the edge of Anchorage. We drove up to the parking lot below Flat Top Mountain and played in freshly fallen snow. It was cold on the mountain, but the early sunset we were lucky enough to enjoy made every inch of frost bitten skin worth it.
The sky above us was clear, but when the sun hit the stratosphere-level clouds on the horizon, light was cast in the entire yellow-red spectrum all about us. It was impossible to imagine that the power of our sky could not travel the world over. We stood high above everyone in Anchorage, watching the sun set over the city’s populous. We were satisfied to live without them that night.

The Post Office closes here at 4:30 and there is no 24 hour PO in town. That's one thing I miss about Anchorage. The 24 hour post office was hoppin' at all hours. I went there once at 2 a.m. and they were having a party!


Tonight I'm going to watch "Killer Clowns From Outerspace." Tomorrow I am going to watch the new "Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

Panama City is going insane...a guy down here drove around town running over as many people as he could. Then he ran over a cop. It's unfortunate that the average time spent in prison for murder in the USA is 7 years.

Another pointless fact of the day:
Roy Allen and Frank Wright started A&W root beer to honor the returning solgiers from WW1. They set up their first root beer stand in Lodi, California (like the CCR song "Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi again."

How are you? I am fine, save your pennies for a bottle of wine.

This is a letter to you. This is at least #3. One more letter and YOU owe ME.

In the early part of the week, Monday and Tuesday, I was at the hospital on and off both days...all day. I have been medically cleared of all probable heart conditions!!!! Clean bill of health, baby! My heart has been officially diagnosed as having "Excellent Tolorence." That is outstanding news and I have been soooooo relieved, that I have been hitting the gym VERY hard with my only friend in Florida, Tim-Timmy.
Every single muscle group in my body is sore or depleted. I just got back from the gym tonight. We worked out our back using a variety of 7 excersises. I must have told Tim I hated him at least a dozen times. The hardest was in the racquet ball court where we crawled back and forth without our legs, another few times back and forth with our legs (bear crawls), and then we did one of those Army Training excersises where you stand, jump down, throw your legs out behind you, jump them back, stand up, recover and repeat. We did that thirty times at the very end of the day and I hated Tim Timmy. Now, I'm super tired. My hands are killing me from these last several days of working out...we have hit EVERY major muscle group in 3 days.
On Monday we're starting a grueling six week program, the likes of which I have never taken part. I'll be eating 4 eggs every morning, two large sweet potatos a day, a can of spinich a day, 8 ounces of cottage cheese a day, two cups of oatmeal a day, a turkey breast sandwhich on wheat bread (mustard is the only allowed condement), a chicken breast sanwhich on white bread (aslo only mustard), several vitimins, 64 - 96 oz of water a day, and as much natural juice as we can choke down. This will be for six weeks. Plus, durring the work outs we'll be drinking these foul (but all natural) muscle recovery shakes. We'll be mixing every excersise known to man, 2 hours a day for 6 days a week. Sunday will be our day of rest. We chose Sunday so we could relax and watch football. But we still have to stick to the diet.
What are the benifits you ask? Well, Tim Timmy has done this three times before, once per year. And it's time once again for the yearly killer. The literature he gave me says that since this my first time on the program, that if I stick to the work out, don't cheat, and don't miss more than three days in the six weeks, I'll add 2 inches to my arms, three to six inches on my chest, 40 pounds to my max bench press weight, shave 3 inches off my waist. Oh ya, also, once a week, we have to do one 45 minute aerobic session. The other three will be 20 - 30 minutes.
I guess what I started telling you, is that all this week, I've been at the gym, or on the track all afternoon and into the night...and this shall continue for the next six weeks starting on November 1st. The up-side is that I'll be able to take ONE full week off at the end.
Double O is trying, as I type, to get onto this thing. We're getting closer at least.

Mungo
Halloween Eve

Saturday, October 25, 2003

If you just think of stalkers as fans then you can act like a movie star! Yeah, do that and life is good.

So, I just went around the house setting all the clocks back an hour. Now I am way too tired for it to only be 2030! Man, I am going to be waking up early tomorrow.

Speaking of early...I was up early this morning to wash the trailer and get it cleaned up for the trip. I even washed the roof. Man, it was dusty as hell from sitting at Nellis in the dirt. We leave two vents on the roof open to let the heat out and all that dust got inside as well. Luckily Beck cleaned the inside while I was doing the outside. Glad it's done and it looks good.

I went to lift up the bed (lifts like a hood on a car with storage under it) and found the frame all cracked and messed up. The bed wasn't usable! When we had it in the shop to fix some stuff this past Thur they must have messed it up. Bastards. I called them and told them about leaving on Tue for a trip. They told me to bring it in on Mon and they would put it at the front of the line to get fixed. I thought that was nice of them since they are the ones the messed the damn thing up in the first place. Well, I got to looking at the damage and thought to myself, "I could fix it my damn self and save me the grief of taking it across town!" Went to Home Depot and bought some wood, screws and brackets. Got home and took the bed apart and put it all back together again. Beck helped a bit so it only took about an hour or so and $7. Good for me and it is stonger than it was originally!

So, is 007 going to get on here? Is Mungo going to post...he is always full of strange musings.

See Ya
ST

I remember this incident... mike and his stalker. then he dated other fucked up chicks then finally found a good one. i had one in high school... crazy chick too... kinda fuzzy on the details but it all started at a summer job. it started with flirting... then she started to get too interested and didnt leave me the fuck alone.

she was queen for about an hour, after that shit got sour. in the end she fucking hates me. but she left me alone.

i am ready to go to dinny land... it will be cool as hell. I am also looking forward to goin to the Reno air races with the bros. that will be sweet because it will be all the bro's together.

by the way, WHERE THE FUCK IS DOUBLE O????

later

eddie

Thursday, October 23, 2003

Mungo and Eddie showed up and we had a good conversation. Mugo has a stalker. Good for him. It is nice to have fans.

I had a crazy girlfriend once. Name was Hedi. Nutty girl. Ended up yelling at her on the phone at 3am to stop calling me...just ask 007 since he was my roomie at the time. It all ended with her showing up to my door the day before she PCS'd wearing only a trench coat and lacy, see through undies. She had a bottle of wine with her as well. As she was standing in the hall way of my dorm she opened her trench coat and flashed me while saying, "Let's have sex one last time before I go!"

I slammed the door in her face. Even after all that she still emailed me from Greece wanting to get together and crap. Finally, when I told her that I got married she stopped emailing.

So you see, fans are good and fun! Neat stories later!

Good night.

ST

Mungo checking in as fragged.

I heard myself and the test is now complete.... wher are the other 2 dingleberries anyway???

Here I am on Thursday night at 9 central and 007 has said he can't make it this week because he is going out. That's cool, I don't blame him at all. So, now I am sitting here online and neither of the other two yahoos have gotten online (no pun intended with the yahoo thing).

Maybe I will just sit here and chill out alone...all alone. I may even cry a little.

I just bought two of those walkie talkie jobbies that have a range of up to 5 miles. I have used the 2 mile ones plenty of times but since I will be heading to Disneyland next week I wanted some that were a little smaller and more powerful than my old ones. The thing with the 5 miles ones is that a person is supposed to get a FCC license and a "station" name to use the long range channels. There are 7 regular "no license" channles and the other 15 channels are the 5 milers. I wonder if I will be arrested for using the long range ones with no license? Hmm.....

Hope I don't meet Bubba face to face or have to sell the house to pay the fines! Ouch.

Well, today I have decided to try out this blogger thing. Maybe my closest friends will join me in my new adventure. I think with all of us on here it would be quite fun and entertaining! Come on guys, try it out.

ST